Hello hello dear readers!!! How are you all in this, the downward spiral of our typical Pittsburgh yo-yo weather? Here’s a fun fact I learned today: Apparently when volcanoes erupt, static electricity can fire through the ash and other particles, creating volcanic lighting. As the heat and residue swirls, it can THEN create ash and/or lava tornadoes. Seriously, when you’ve finished reading the newsletter, go and Google “volcano tornado lightning storm.” The results are chilling, yet beautiful.
In a completely transition-free and unrelated note, this coming weekend we have the Lasagna Dinner, AND the Marathon Overnight!

Weekend Schedule
Saturday, April 30.
5pm: Church
6:30-8pm: Lasagna Dinner! $10 a head! 73 of the 112 seats have been claimed so RSVP here if you have not already.
8pm: Families leave, overnight begins!
Sunday, May 1
NO CHURCH AT ASCENSION, AS WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ENCLOSURE ISLAND!
2pm: Everybody goes home!
What If I Come Before 5?
Unload your stuff in its designated area!!!
Girls: Upstairs to prayer chapel
Boys: NEW Cats (see signs)
Yeah but I’m gonna be SUPER early, is there anything FUN to do while I wait for church?
Why YES! You can join ME in the kitchen and help with dinner prep!! There’s an extra scoop of ice cream in it for you. Plus bragging rights of being my favorite for the weekend! (A much coveted honor indeed!)
Is there a packing list?
Of course!

Last bit of info:
We’ll resume our “Upcoming Shows” list next week, but THIS WEEK we want to highlight
Trinity Christian School: Matilda!
Opening night is Tomorrow!
April 28, 29, 30, May 5, 6, 7
7pm
And at the last count we have 8+ CAYGers involved in cast crew and orchestra! If you plan on attending tomorrow (Thursday) keep an eye out for me and Natalie! 😀
———
With that, dear dear readers I must away. I look forward to seeing you Saturday or even tomorrow at the show! And since you’ve probably forgotten about the “volcano tornado lightning storm” google search, I found a few for you.


You know the Rorschach test where a therapist shows you an inkblot and you project yourself onto it and based on your answer they interpret a lot about you, your personality, your stress levels, etc.?

Interpret that how you will.
Much love,
Kelsey Nienna ❤