NO CAYG 4th OF JULY!

“No CAYG July 4th.”
– A drama, by Kelsey.

*Curtains open. Kelsey is habitually organizing something. Youth/Parent of CAYG enters stage R.*

Youth/Parent of CAYG
Is CAYG meeting Sunday, 4th of July?

Kelsey
No.

Youth/Parent
Any other events this week?

Kelsey
Nope! Enjoy the week off, we’ll see you July 11!

Youth/Parent
But… I’ll miss you!

Kelsey
Awww bless! You’re welcome to come to church Sunday morning and see me there, but there will be no CAYG on Sunday, July 4.

Youth/Parent
Where do I get service information?

Kelsey
https://www.ascensionpittsburgh.org/find-us/

Youth/Parent
Great idea! Between last week’s announcement, the constant in-person reminders, and this play, now I know there is no CAYG 4th of July. So if I forget and show up anyway, I was given ample warning that no one will be there! But wait! My friends habitually ignore these emails. Should *I* personally remind them that there is no CAYG July 4th?

Kelsey
Please do!

Youth/Parent
I will remind my parents/friends that there is no CAYG July 4th, and we will be back to normal July 11th!

Kelsey
Thank you!

Youth/Parent + Kelsey
And scene.
*Bow.*

*Audience applauds wildly. Someone throws roses. Actors catch them humbly. The Pulitzer Prize is mentioned as the curtains close.*

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For CAYG questions or to commission your own drama, text Kelsey at 412-801-2628. God bless!